Hello to all the Mommas out there!!! I wish you all…and myself…a VERY happy Mommies Day!!!
A Mother’s Day Salute to YOU:
Proverbs 31:25-31
Strength and dignity are her clothing and her position is strong and secure; she rejoices over the future, knowing that she and her family are in readiness for it!
She opens her mouth in skillful and godly Wisdom, and on her tongue is the law of kindness giving counsel and instruction.
She looks well to how things go in her household, and the bread of idleness, gossip, discontent, and self-pity she will not eat.
Her children rise up and call her blessed; and her husband boasts of and praises her, saying,
Many daughters have done virtuously, nobly, and well, but you excel them all.
Charm and grace are deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who reverently and worshipfully fears the Lord, she shall be praised!
Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her own works praise her in the gates of the city!
Random Quotes:
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. – Mildred B. Vermont
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. – Marion C. Garretty
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. – Irish Proverb
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. – Sam Levenson
My Mother Taught Me:
To Value A Job Well Done
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
Time Travel
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
Logic
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
Foresight
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
Irony
“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
Osmosis
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
Stamina
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
Weather
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
Hypocrisy
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
Circle Of Life
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
Behavior Modification
“Stop acting like your father!”
Envy
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
Anticipation
“Just wait until we get home.”
Receiving
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
Medical Science
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
How To Become An Adult
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
Genetics
“You’re just like your father.”
Wisdom
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
Justice
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”
Have a WONDERFUL Mother’s Day…and make sure y outake the time to THANK GOD for ALL the many blessings that you have!!! (((hugs)))
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